Global Warming Update

[TheZenMan]

I guess posting just part of the Algore poem wasn't enough for you deniers huh?

Well then, here's the whole thing. Let's see you deny this!

One thin September soon
A floating continent disappears
In midnight sun
Vapors rise as
Fever settles on an acid sea
Neptune's bones dissolve
Snow glides from the mountain
Ice fathers floods for a season
A hard rain comes quickly
Then dirt is parched
Kindling is placed in the forest
For the lightning's celebration
Unknown creatures
Take their leave, unmourned
Horsemen ready their stirrups
Passion seeks heroes and friends
The bell of the city
On the hill is rung
The shepherd cries
The hour of choosing has arrived
Here are your tools

[Stingray427]

My Mom says every time I touch myself at night, it causes global warming.
Sorry guys.

If THIS were true, Then I blame Billy.

[TheZenMan]

That's actually covered in the poem.

See this section: "Horsemen ready their stirrups
Passion seeks heroes and friends"

[Stingray427]

It doesn't say anything about a sofa though...

[TheZenMan]

LOL!

It's cute how you have absolutely no grasp of brilliant poets and their work.

That's referenced in the same passage I quoted. The stirrups are the couch.

Get a right brain, weedhopper.

[Stingray427]

What can I say. I was absent the dat they taught poetry in school.



I probobly cut class to try to fuck someones daughter. Bad choice in retrospect.

[TheZenMan]

Hi everyone, just a friendly reminder!

Fuck Algore and the idiots who believed him in the stupid fucking asses.

Climategate U-turn as scientist at centre of row admits: There has been no global warming since 1995


Thanks! :-D

[Söy]

as i look out my window and see 9 inches of snow on the ground i have to say...

global warming doesnt sound so bad

[TheZenMan]

Heh, 9 inches.

[TheZenMan]

Oh whoops!

I guess the mistakes were really just mistakes, or don't really mean anything, or don't change anything because...shit I forgot now, let Algore explain: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/28/opinion/28gore.html

It would be an enormous relief if the recent attacks on the science of global warming actually indicated that we do not face an unimaginable calamity requiring large-scale, preventive measures to protect human civilization as we know it.

But the scientific enterprise will never be completely free of mistakes. What is important is that the overwhelming consensus on global warming remains unchanged.

[Dudeness]

Dude can't lose his meal ticket.

[TheZenMan]

You would say that.

What pisses me off is how The New York Times has fucking spun this to look like it's an "opinion" piece by putting it in the Opinion section.

Algore on Global Warming opinion? I think fucking not.
I wonder what Fox News had to pay them for this.

[Stingray427]

This thread need nakid women. Otherwise its just a waste of computer cycles. Someone cip a pic of Megan Fox please.

[TheZenMan]

This thread need nakid women. Otherwise its just a waste of computer cycles. Someone cip a pic of Megan Fox please.

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