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GoodCitizenDan
11-09-2006, 04:32 AM
Brittney spears is getting divorced!
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/08/britney.divorce.ap/index.html

The timing can't be coincidental. You see what happens when you vote democrat? Now the institution of marriage is forever tarnished!
Damn you Pelosi!!

MsThang
11-09-2006, 04:44 AM
Excuse me, I couldn't hear you. I am too busy attending a gay wedding while aborting several babies.

GoodCitizenDan
11-09-2006, 04:50 AM
Excuse me, I couldn't hear you. I am too busy attending a gay wedding while aborting several babies.

How long till a man weds his dog? Only Santorum truely knows...

fibula
11-09-2006, 05:09 AM
Excuse me, I couldn't hear you. I am too busy attending a gay wedding while aborting several babies.

Then ripping out their spinal cords to treat cripples

TheZenMan
11-09-2006, 04:21 PM
All the while tripping over illegal immigrants.

SpiderByte
11-09-2006, 06:19 PM
*holds hands with new dog*

We just got married in a gay/lesbian church, where they perform abortions, all done by illegal immigrants!

OilyGoatAss
11-09-2006, 07:41 PM
Sweet!

She's on the market again!

Darth LOL
11-09-2006, 08:45 PM
If anyone bothered checking out the leaked sex tape on pornotube then you should already know that Britney Spears gives lousy head. And that is the real reason to never make a homemade porno - so the world will never learn about your inadequacies.

GoodCitizenDan
11-09-2006, 10:12 PM
If anyone bothered checking out the leaked sex tape on pornotube then you should already know that Britney Spears gives lousy head. And that is the real reason to never make a homemade porno - so the world will never learn about your inadequacies.

Solution: Have her put her hair in pig tails.
Take control!

Seriously, though. I heard about that tape, but I didn't think it was actually out there.

Gred
11-10-2006, 01:10 AM
eh... traditional family, shmashmitional shmamily, that's what i always say.

MsThang
11-10-2006, 01:28 AM
eh... traditional family, shmashmitional shmamily, that's what i always say.

That's a mouthfull.

monkeyspanker
11-10-2006, 01:54 AM
That's what Britney said


OH!

fibula
11-10-2006, 01:55 AM
LOL

MsThang
11-10-2006, 02:11 AM
That's what Britney said


OH!


I knew something like that was coming.


Oh shit, go ahead, just do it again.

fibula
11-10-2006, 02:17 AM
More like Fag Ex

lol

SpiderByte
11-10-2006, 04:36 AM
More like Fag Ex

lol

lmao!!!

GoodCitizenDan
11-24-2006, 01:57 AM
It begins:
Margaret Chambers and Cassandra Ormiston of Providence were married after the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court legalized gay marriage starting in 2004.

They filed for divorce in Rhode Island on October 23, citing irreconcilable differences, Chambers' attorney, Louis Pulner, said Wednesday. Ormiston declined to comment

NoooOOOOooOOOOoooOOOOOooOOO!!!!
source: http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/11/22/samesex.divorce.ap/index.html

Gred
11-24-2006, 02:12 AM
i believe divorce should be between a man and a woman.

GoodCitizenDan
11-24-2006, 02:22 AM
i believe divorce should be between a man and a woman.
Seriously.... Us straight folk are making a mockery of marriage just fine without help from the gay community.